When Will My Order Arrive? (Within The US)Updated a year ago

After your item has shipped, we currently offer two shipping options within the US. 

• Standards Shipping (3 to 8 Business Days)
• Priority Shipping (1 to 5 Business Days)

After your order is scanned in, you will receive a tracking number within a business day. From there, you should expect your order to arrive within the aforementioned window above. We do print and ship in house, so all apparel orders are coming from Tempe, AZ.

In other words, if you live in California, you can probably expect it a bit earlier, but if you live in Alaska, you shouldn't hold your breath.

Actually, even if you live here in Tempe, you shouldn't hold your breath. It's not safe to hold your breath for more than like... a few minutes tops.